On tonight’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise!
Dominique is very good at recapping couples:
Derek and Taylor
Amanda and Robby
Jack and Christen
Raven and Adam
Daniel and Lacey
then herself and Diggy.
Yay recaps! But here’s Jaimi! Her fun fact is she’s bisexual. So she could go on a date with a woman or a man! But let’s be real, this is Bachelor in Paradise, it’s not that progressive. She’s going to take a man. She asks Diggy. But like Dominique was vibing with Diggy so now she’s sad.
Jaimi and Diggy get to get some tacos. They kiss.
Now that Kristina is gone, D-Lo and Dean can be shallow together. Oh wait, here come the twins- Emily and Haley. And Emily has her eye on Dean. The other one has her eye on Derek. They have one date card and a double date.
Amanda gives the twins the low down on #Scallopfingers, Penguin Matt, Deanie baby, Tickle Monster, the entire gang. Hayley was going to ask out Derek, but he’s taken. So she decides to slum it with serial killer Jack Stone. Emily is not put off by Dean and D-Lo. Dean obviously says no to Emily. Emily doesn’t want to take no for an answer. Dean at least is aware enough that he should not go on this date because it would be crapping on both D-Lo and Kristina. Dean does stand strong for once and says no. So Emily goes to ask D-Lo about it. D-Lo says it is Dean’s decision. Dean still says no.
Emily decides to slum it with Tickle Monster. So some twins, a serial killer, and a tickle monster are going to go on a date. Or not…
So like Derek and Taylor are in love. Can we regulate them back to the background because we already know this and don’t need to watch them be all love-y dove-y.
So Jack Stone the serial killer decides to bail on the twins. He wants to spend some more time with Christen. The twins are NOT HAPPY. They are livid. They are mad. They cannot name any more synonyms. Hayley only pity invited him. So they’re peacing out. Literally. They throw some scallops off of a balcony.
Jack Stone thinks he’ll maybe marry Christen one day. Because paradise is ending and now everyone has to have this conversation. Dean and D-Lo can be horrible together. Amanda and Robby can be annoying. And Derek and Taylor established their love connection forever ago. Adam thinks he could be in love with Raven.
It’s Chris Harrison! In the daylight! He calls everyone over to the palapa to tell them that it is the last day in paradise. So everybody better propose real fast! There are fantasy suites happening and relationships happening. And an engagement damnit!