So last time non of the matches were matches, which isn’t surprising. It also means that everyone lost money. And multiple couples that are already “in love” aren’t in love with their one true love.
Rashida is super upset…about losing the money.
I have no idea how Hannah’s dress is staying on, so much side boob.
Devin and Kiki are still going at it, but Devin is vindicated because now everyone else is supposed to break up with their partners now too.
The challenge involves putting tires on poles, you put the tire on the pole of the girl you want to go on a date with. Except when it gets to the end and guys just want to go on a date period and throw their tire on any random pole. I wonder why no one has found their true love yet…
So it’s Zach with Kiki
Mike with Britni
and Chuck and Amanda
So three random-ass pairings, but then again when they pay attention to their feelings the pairings are all wrong, so why not go on luck?
Kiki is talking to Chuck, but Hannah likes Chuck, but Hannah is 100% not matched up with Chuck. So she needs to move on. Hannah can’t possibly trust Kiki anymore…because Kiki is trying to follow the point of the show
Austin is angry that no one is trying to actually figure out who their real match is
Kiki and that dude’s date is horribly awkward
I now think Austin and Britni are a match based on their annoyance at all the other stupid people
Zak and Kiki go in, and Michelle has an actual point of that they will know all the people Kiki isn’t matched with pretty soon. They are not a match
Connor and Cheslea are vibing…based on the fact Connor used to do drugs and Chelsea worked in a rehab center
Alec and Stacey are trying it again. And that really just means Stacey is trying really really hard
Mike and Amanda decide they don’t really care about light beams so they have sex even though they are not a match
Chelsea and Connor- recreating the first match ceremony
Kiki and Chuck. Kiki has lots of side boob
Amanda has a throwndown with the host Ryan. Who tells her it’s stupid to keep hooking up with Mike. Quote that happened: “hooking up in the Boom Boom room.” Host Ryan tells everyone he’s on their side. She eventually picks Austin
Rashida chooses Devin, even though Devin sucks
Cheyenne and Tyler
Stacey Alec- another repeat couple from first round
Britni and Hunter. Britni points out that they are only in week 3 and how can their hearts be hurt. Woah, Britni is self aware.
They get 3 perfect matches.
Well there we go, not a total failure…until next time because you never know