So to recap, just in case you don’t know. There are 4 couples still
Grant and Lace #Grace
Carly and Evan #ew
Josh and Amanda #groanmoan
Nick and Jen #obviouslynotgoingtoworkout
We start with Evan and Carly so I can barf at the beginning. They def did it and Evan wrote a sweet rap/poem for Carly and I wanted to barf some more.
Grant and Lace also totally did it. And Grant feels weird in a bad way…hope it isn’t an STD! He’s feeling some doubts and doesn’t know what he is going to do. So Lace cries and is a little mad about the matching tattoos that are like for forever.
Jen and Nick definitely did it because there’s like blankets and clothes on the floor. So that’s 3 confirmed sexy times on tv for Nick- Andi, Kaitlyn, and now Jen.
Josh and Amanda already did it like five million times before so we already knew that and at least we don’t get to see/hear Josh moaning. Amanda feels like her relationship is so perfect except wait Josh sucks. Josh is worried about Amanda’s children and in the last five minutes realized they exist since Amanda mentioned they like to crawl into her bed in the mornings.
Evan goes first to look at the bling bling. He is like really nervous.
Then we have Grant who is like really confused.
Neil gives Nick some crap for being there a third freaking time.
Josh wants to know if there is a diamond as big as his ego.
Carly and Evan get to go first. Carly is wearing an unfortunate purple dress. Evans out with a throwback to their hospital visit. It’s kind of cute because they both cry. AND WE GET IT. PROPOSAL #1. And it wasn’t totally vomit inducing. Carly is excited to leave and like meet Evan’s children and sit on the patio. etc
Grant and Lace are next, at least her dress is better. Lace is nervous because their fantasy suite wasn’t a ‘fantasy’ and she has that FREAKING TATTOO. Lace needs to stop running from this. And she loves Grant, but she loves Grace more. Back to needing to barf. Grant loves Lace when she is sad, mad, and incredibly wasted. So they can be true loves together now.
Nick and Jen are next and it’s almost like we know how this will end…oh wait we do! Obvi they aren’t together because Nick is the next bachelor so they don’t end up together. Jen lets Nick know that she wants to fall in love if he will catch her, but nope. He’s got other ladies to date now!
Josh and Amanda are next, let’s hope he doesn’t moan through all of it. Josh shows up and isn’t sweaty…yet. And obviously he proposes. And here comes the sweat. #truelove #Ihatehim
And that’s it folks! A record of three freaking engagements and a new bachelor.