Here we go!
So we’re on Hawaii, already a great place to start.
And the question to answer: If your perfect match was standing right in front of you, would you even know it?
I really feel bad for the psychologists that had to spend time learning more about these people.
Time for the explanation of the game. There’s 20 people to make 10 couples. Each week they’ll have a matching ceremony to see if they found their true love. Also as a bonus, you get 1 million dollars if you win. Which is impressive because MTV’s other reality based competitions don’t pay as well. However, if the contestants are all totally clueless and none of them can even guess and find their match, then the prize money amount goes down. Based on the contestants’ reaction to that news, I would say they are more there for the money than the love.
Let’s meet some contestants.
Cheyenne likes bad boys, the criminal type.
Kiki…is named Kiki
Mike is a male stripper
Connor is 6’8″, I’m not sure if he’s allowed to have any other descriptors besides tall
Rashida dates hot guys
Alec used to be fat
Alec and Rashida just made out, like 5 minutes into meeting each other.
Stacey is from Staten Island
Chuck and his hair are from Hawaii
Hannah is blonde
10 minutes after meeting each other Alec and Stacey make out
Devin does yoga- he’s like really deep
Amanda’s freckles are very nice
Kayla said something to the camera, so I know her name now
They play spin the bottle and Alec then kisses Hannah, Stacey isn’t happy, they just had their 30 minute anniversary, how could he doe this to her?!?
I’m not sure, but maybe they are single because their “getting to know you tactics” include getting trashed.
Melanie is competitive, which is good, because there’s now a competition. They will be competing to win a romantic date
Zak has a man bun
Tyler is the token black guy
I cannot understand the words Hunter is saying
Oh wait, Nelson is another token black guy
So people win dates.
Melanie chooses Devin. But Kiki likes Devin from the 10 hours total they’ve known each other.
Cheyenne picks the long haired wonder Chuck
Mike picks Hannah
Hunter picks Kiki, who still loves Devin. Hunter is there for love.
There’s a truth booth, I don’t understand, but truth will happen there.
Kiwi is Devin’s favorite food, so Kiki must be his match. #infallablelogic
So I guess if you go into the Truth Booth it will tell you that you are a true match but then you have to go home and can’t win money.
A great drinking game for this show would be to drink every time they say match, and then die.
The date is to swim with dolphins, but all 4 couples go together.
If the Truth Booth people are matches they get go to the Honeymoon suite. Hunter and Kiki get to go into the Truth Booth, seconds after Kiki just said she liked Hunter just as a friend. The Truth Booth has a bamboo outside and is a weird space theme inside. They are not a match!
The first Match Up happens. The guys get to sit down in chairs, and the girls are wearing dresses that don’t have much fabric.
Hannah says her perfect match could be Chuck, they lock in, which I guess means Chuck says Hannah is her perfect match.
Rashida says her match is Tyler
Amanda says Kiki is fake and then there’s a fun screaming match. She then picks Mike
Melanie picks Devin, even though there’s the love triangle. Devin prefers love octagons. Nelson calls him out for saying he wanted to sleep with Kiki and Melanie…at the same time.
Chelsea has had no screen time and picks Connor as her match
Kiki picks Austin
Stacey picks Alec
Brittany picks Hunter, I do not know if that is how she spells her name because I didn’t know she was on this show until now
Cheyenne picks Nelson
Kayla and Zak are left so I guess that makes them the last couple
We get to figure out how many perfect matches there are based on beams of light, because why not. So if by some weird chance all 10 beams light up, then everyone has found their perfect match and gets a million dollars. Do they split the million dollars? I guess so.
There were 2 perfect matches, which probably makes statistical sense based on random guessing.
People cry, Mike strips and drama continues!