It’s Men Tell All tonight but first we have to finish up last week’s episode because we still have three guys left. And one asshole who just won’t go away.
So it’s Peter the pilot, Tyler the dancing construction worker, and Jed the wannabe musician. They are greeted by Chris Harrison to wait in a courtyard and Hannah thinks she’s so happy she never ever ever has to see Luke again…too bad she told that to the producers. Because here he comes, he’s not going home. And he’s got a ring.
The producers are kind of mean and have Luke line up with the other guys but as soon as Hannah sees him she is not having it. She even moves the little rose stand up to ignore him.
Hannah then tells Luke directly to his face that she is not in love with him and that he needs to go home. So he does finally leave. Chris Harrison of course has to tell the Hannah that Luke had a ring just to show how stupid Luke really is. The other dudes are beyond excited that Luke has been sent home. But we don’t get to know which of the three remaining guys gets sent home during the rose ceremony because it’s time for Men Tell All.
Luke is brought out first, before they even bring out any of the guys no one remembers that got eliminated in the first episode. He just wanted clarity and closure and swears he wasn’t judging her. Eye roll Luke. You stink. If Luke could back he wouldn’t change a thing. Well that sums it all up.
Luke continues to talk and says the other guys weren’t very nice and we have Devin come out from the wings to talk to Luke, our first official guy who got eliminated early on enough that we don’t remember him!
The men here include a bunch of dudes no one remembers including: nose ring dude, unemployed dude, guy that wrote sticky notes, and Mike!
They still don’t like Luke. Luke is sorry they aren’t accepting his apology, but I’m not sorry. Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye.
We get a John Paul Jones montage and then a fan cuts off a lock of his hair. Yup. It then concludes with him throwing chicken nuggets into the crowd.
Mike is up next, he’s still amazing with his amazing smile. He’s amazing.
We bring Hannah out and she talks about Luke again. She’s sorry we had to see so much of him, and that’s pretty much it.
I never really enjoy Men Tell All, but Mike did get a very nice edit which bodes well for him as the next Bachelor! We can only hope! And next week we’ll see who Hannah finally chooses!
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