Time to watch the second half!
Caila is here! As Jorge says “this just got good.” The twin is intimidated by Caila’s great hair. Aren’t we all. Caila and her great hair ask Jared on a date. And as Jorge says “of course it’s Jared!” Jorge the bartender is a great wingman. Jared tells Caila he needs to talk to Emily first and is so adorbs. Emily is sad….and ‘heartbroken,’ I hate to break it to her, but I don’t think she’s heartbroken just yet. Her critiques of Caila include Caila being too perfect and wonderful.
Cue the orchestra to some love tune! Caila and Jared ride over the dunes on their horses and into love <3333 . A plus- Caila isn’t afraid of getting her perfect hair wet. She really is a magical woman. They kiss as the sun sets and this is a done deal. Sorry ladies, Jared is now taken.
Izzy and Lace get the first double date in Bachelor in Paradise history. I’m scared. So scared. Lace, hate to break it to you, but you and Grant aren’t a day 1 couple. That would be you and Chad.
Jared and Caila come back and twin Emily is really awkward. I now maybe know the difference between them…probably not. Jared lets Emily know that he prefers Caila’s magnificent hair. Oh Jared, if only the producers didn’t know how to create the best drama ever and weren’t planning on bringing Ashley I. back to spoil all your fun.
Time to check in on the double date. In case you were wondering what their celebrity ship names are… Grace and Vizzy. I’m going to go barf in a corner and wish I didn’t have to watch this date. Vinny is wearing a shirt that has a print of lipstick stains, enough said.
Carly and Sarah decided to make their own double date…with Daniel and Evan. I don’t know why. It starts with Daniel eating lots of broccoli. Evan is there, so of course it’s horrible. Sometimes Carly is incredibly creeped out by Evan, and sometimes she really likes him. All the time I am incredibly creeped out by Evan.
And then Evan like passes out. OH goodness! We need a doctor…no, not a dick doctor. It’s okay, he’s okay. Then he makes out with Carly. Who still doesn’t know if she is disgusted or turned on by him. Either way, ew.
Unpredictably the double date becomes super messy and there’s like bubbles and dancing and idk.
Then we end on the best cliffhanger ever. ASHLEY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
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